New Jersey Hustle

Kinja'd!!! "Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal)
01/05/2017 at 21:39 • Filed to: None

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I grew up in NJ and 20 years in CA haven’t cured me one bit.

I bought a 996 Carerra 4 that I’m turning into a track/autocross car. I just spoke to the owner of my neighborhood local; a dark dive-ish motorcycle bar, and said, “Hey why don’t you sponsor me? You’ll get photos of the car on the track for the bar, and I get new seats and tires.”

Shockingly he wasn’t opposed.

Now, while this isn’t exactly cash in hand, I am pretty sure it’ll turn into new seats OR tires and for that I’ll happily get a big vinyl black cat for my hood because even if I break even who the hell cares.

Lesson of this story: choose a neighborhood bar with a badass logo. Also, asking nicely with a dash of good timing never hurts.


DISCUSSION (5)


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief
01/05/2017 at 22:12

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if you can hustle in jersey, you will never go broke anywhere.


Kinja'd!!! Cryptopygia - Front Wheel Drive is Best Wheel Drive > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief
01/05/2017 at 22:25

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Don’t forget the IMS fix ...


Kinja'd!!! Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > Cryptopygia - Front Wheel Drive is Best Wheel Drive
01/06/2017 at 02:19

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New IMS, rear main seal, valve guides, valve seals, air/oil separator, pressure plate, clutch, brakes.... all done. All that’s left are camber plates and stickers for added HP. (And aero — which arrived today and goes on when the rain finally stops.)


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief
01/06/2017 at 19:27

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I grew up in NJ but currently am stuck in Florida.

Apparently I’m crazy for loving the NJ attitude and way of life.


Kinja'd!!! Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
01/06/2017 at 20:26

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I’ve observed that anyone I meet from New Jersey who now lives outside of New Jersey generally is pretty awesome.

The people who grow up there and stay there? Generally a mixed bag and frequently not as interesting.